A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my
body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor.
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Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
"What other problem can there be greater than this one?"






Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.